Lovers put in place “unimaginable tactics” to stay discreet at W-C, as the sociologist Jean-Claude Kaufmann tells him. Stories of intimate schemes.
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Would love be soluble in the flush? Behind the door of the toilet, the crystallization dear to Stendhal vanished with the slightest suspicious noise: the other, this being adored, would therefore be equally human as me, subjected to the hazards of his digestive system … Albert Cohen already told him in beautiful of the Lord, in 1968. Ariane and Solal dream of a couple without digestive irruption: “He was afraid, when it would take his bath, to hear the preliminary and terrifying rumble of the flush, fatal tumult”, he writes. Couple and Toilet: The cinema has made it a gag running. In the first vacation, Jonathan Cohen panic and short defecate in the garden so that his new girlfriend does not surprise him. Fools Rush in watch Matthew Perry embarrassed to see Salma Hayek on the throne. Ben Stiller operating the shower to cover the echoes of his diarrhea, in Polly and I, is surely one of the biggest malaises of cinema. “But what made you run a bronze at home?” He retorted a friend on the phone. The good question would not be: how have natural needs become the most famous enemy of the couple?
Sophie is 18 when she meets Louis (the first names have been changed). They live with their parents, in eastern France, forty-five minutes away. Weekends, they pass them in the family of one or the other. In Father of Louis, there are two brothers and toilets that resonate, terraced with cooking. Not comfort, so: “Can not go, slice the young woman. Finally, until that day I find myself at the foot of the wall.” After a week of vacation out there, without being able to relieve his digestive system, The bellyaches become a torture: “I do not dare too much to move, I tell myself that at any time it fart.” The sixth noon, we serve a squeegee. “It’s too much meal. I sweat. When I’m sorry, I see all black and I do a discomfort.” Mortified by the embarrassment, she decides to talk about it with Louis. It is all its opposite, not complexed for a penny, able to do the door open. Together, that day they find the loophole: it will take everyone to make a football, it will pretend to revise. “They spent the door step, I ran to the bathroom!”
Opposite the Seduction Logic
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